tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32787960430715229992024-03-13T19:40:14.337-07:00kartun-humor : kumpulan gambar / kartun lucu dan humorkumpulan gambar / kartun lucu dan humorhamparanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06279901612783065149noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3278796043071522999.post-46151414978182024412011-10-11T05:40:00.000-07:002011-10-11T21:37:10.008-07:00tebak-tebakan satu<i>Yuk Main tebak-tebakan, buat lucu-lucuan nih,,,<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/biggrin.gif" /> </i><i><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/biggrin.gif" /> hehehe, yang sudah tau jangan dibuka spoilernya ya</i><br />
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<b>Mobil</b><br />
Mobil Apa yang gas-nya ada di belakang?<br />
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Mobil pick-up ngangkut elpiji</div>
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<b>Bintang</b><br />
Binatang apa yang bersaudara? <br />
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Katak-beradik</div>
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<b>Binatang</b><br />
Binatang apa yang seluruh badannya di kepala?<br />
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kutu,,, hehehe<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/biggrin.gif" /> </div>
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<b>Babi</b> <br />
Knapa babi itu bau? <br />
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sebab ketiaknya ada empat,,,</div>
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hamparanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06279901612783065149noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3278796043071522999.post-72127515355783745552011-10-10T22:51:00.000-07:002011-10-10T22:56:06.389-07:00Harga Kakatua<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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<b><span style="color: #990000;">Di sebuah toko penjual burung, mempunyai 2 burung kakak tua. Kedua
burung itu berbeda, yang satu suka bernyayi dan yang satunya lagi hanya
diam saja, datang seseorang ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata
kepada si penjual burung :</span></b></div>
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<b>Pembeli</b> : Berapa harga burung kaka tua ini mas...??</div>
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Penjual : Kalau yang suka nyayi itu 500.000 rupiah, sedangkan yang diam itu 1.000.000 rupiah.</div>
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<b>Pembeli</b> : Lho kok yang suka nyayi harganya lebih murah dari yang hanya diam saja.</div>
<span style="color: #990000;">Penjual : yah.... jelas beda wong yang harganya 1.000.000 itu pencipta lagunya kok.</span></span></div>
hamparanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06279901612783065149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3278796043071522999.post-79935203572398273852011-10-10T22:46:00.000-07:002011-10-10T23:02:37.080-07:00Apa Keuntungannya?<span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"></span></span><br />
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<i><b>Seorang pengembang real estate </b></i><br />
<i><b>sedang mempromosikan rumah kepada seorang pembeli</b>.</i></div>
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<b>Pengembang :</b> "rumah ini memiliki beberapa keuntungan dan kerugian."</div>
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<b>Pembeli :</b> "oh ya? saya ingin tahu dulu apa kerugiannya."</div>
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<b>Pengembang :</b> "di sebelah timur rumah ini ada tempat pembuangan sampah, di sebelah baratnya ada pabrik cuka, terus di sebelah selatannya ada pabrik karet & di sebelah utaranya ada tempat penampungan limbah pabrik."</div>
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<b>Pembeli :</b> "kalau begitu, apa dong keuntungannya ?"</div>
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<b>Pengembang :</b> "keuntungannya, anda akan selalu tahu dari arah mana angin bertiup."</div>
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<strong>Kartun-Humor :</strong> Buat saya Bang?<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/ohmy.gif" />... Iya, ni ada koleksi lebih lengkap.. harganya murah2 kok... He he...</div>
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<strong><span style="color: black;">Kartun-Humor :</span></strong> <span style="color: #444444;">yahhh....Kalo sudah begini mau apalagi coba...</span><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/tongue.gif" /> </div>
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<strong><span style="color: black;">Kartun-Humor :</span></strong> <span style="color: #444444;">ah... ternyata penjual donat, <img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/sad.gif" /> </span><span style="color: #444444;">mau sebel apa mau marah nih? Bawa santai aja, beli donat dulu abis itu dorong lagi aaah...</span><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7678/802/1600/biggrin.gif" /> </div>
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<span style="color: black;"><b> Kartun-Humor :</b></span> <span style="color: #444444;">wuih... laptop beginian saking canggihnya adanya cuman di </span><span style="color: black;"><b>Kartun-Humor</b></span><span style="color: #444444;"> ja... he he.</span></div>
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